CASE FILE #01
OAKHAUS BREWERY
BRAND / PACKAGING
+143%
Rebuilt the can, the name, the tone. Pulled them out of the craft-beer Inter-font graveyard. Shelf-takeover in 11 counties.
READ FILE →CONCRETE/SLAB
HIRE US →
EST. 2011 / LIMERICK · BERLIN · LISBON
NO RETAINERS. NO NDA'S. NO REVISIONS ROUND 7.
[ ISSUE №047 — APRIL 2026 ]
WE REJECT GENERIC SAAS DESIGN.
We build loud, useful, unforgettable brands for founders who would rather be hated by half the market than forgotten by all of it. If you want Inter, purple gradients, and a blur filter — close the tab.
APPROVED
BY
NOBODY STAMP · 2026
BY
NOBODY STAMP · 2026
SCROLL OR LEAVE
★ WE DO NOT DO CRYPTO PITCH DECKS
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★ WE DO NOT DO AI "THOUGHT PARTNERS"
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★ WE DO NOT DO PURPLE GRADIENTS
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★ WE DO BRANDS THAT SELL
§01 — SELECTED WORK / 2024–2026
SIX FIGHTS
WE WON.
06 / 140+ ARCHIVED
CASE FILE #02
LANCER FINANCE
WEB / IDENTITY
2.8×
A fintech that refuses to look like a fintech. Black, yellow, and a monospace P&L. Conversion doubled in six weeks.
READ FILE →CASE FILE #03
GREY WOLF PRESS
EDITORIAL
+61%
Indie publisher. Newsstand covers you could read from a moving car. Subscriptions up, refund rate down.
READ FILE →CASE FILE #04
ROTH & CO. LEGAL
BRAND SYSTEM
+89%
Law firm that sued the stock photo. Loud, proud, terrifying opposing counsel since 2024.
READ FILE →CASE FILE #05
FLATFOOT SHOES
E-COM
×4
D2C sneakers. Zero gradients. One font. €2.1M first year.
READ FILE →MUNSTER GROTTO FESTIVAL
CAMPAIGN · POSTERS · SITE · WAYFINDING
SOLD OUT IN 9 DAYS
A three-day festival the locals tried to cancel. Flyposted 400 A1 sheets across Limerick and Cork. Ticket page written in Space Mono. Headline in 180px. Zero lifestyle photography.
READ FILE →§02 — THE PEOPLE WHO DO IT
FOUR HUMANS.
NO INTERNS.
STAFF / CORE
NV
NIALL VAUGHAN
FOUNDER / ART DIRECTOR
"Every round of revisions is a round we lost in the brief."
MK
MAREN KOLB
STRATEGY & COPY
"If it fits on a bumper sticker, the brief is done."
IO
IVO OKONKWO
DEVELOPER / TECHNICAL
"No frameworks. No cookies. No analytics until you ask."
RS
RUTA SOARES
PRODUCTION / PRINT
"The printer and I have an understanding. You do not."
Design is not content. Design is a CLAIM.
We don't decorate your product — we make it pick a fight.
WE BELIEVE
A brand that is "safe" is a brand that is invisible. Invisible brands don't survive recessions, algorithms, or indifference. We make brands that can be described in one sentence at a dinner table.WE REFUSE
Glassmorphism. Endless retainers. Calls that should have been emails. Decks that live in Notion. "AI-generated hero illustrations." Purple. Soft shadows. Stock founders pointing at laptops. Case studies written in LinkedIn voice.WE CHARGE
In project rates, not hourly. If we finish fast, you keep the time. We sign one NDA per decade and it's already been used. References available in print, stapled, and mailed.§04 — HOW MUCH
NO DISCOUNTS · NO EQUITY · NO "EXPOSURE"
PAY
US
OR
DON'T
CALL
US
BACK.
THE JOB
€12K/ FIXED · 3 WEEKS
- 1 brand or 1 site — not both
- One round of feedback
- Files you can actually open
- No slack channel, sorry
THE PROJECT
€38K/ FIXED · 7 WEEKS
- Brand + site + launch kit
- Two rounds, properly used
- Print-ready everything
- Weekly 30-min phone call
- One founder, one decision-maker
THE WAR
€90K+/ CUSTOM · 12+ WEEKS
- Brand, site, campaign, guidelines
- Market-entry strategy
- Launch event production
- We go on-site for a week
- One target: category domination
FORM / 001
§05 — TALK TO US